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As we creep towards 2020 and the start of a new decade, surely this is the best possible time to reflect upon what has to be the finest piece of road rage in the last ten years.
‘Clown Takes A Pratfall’ burst onto YouTube in July 2015, and ironically this was around 11 months before the term ‘gammon’ exploded in popularity in the UK.
Five seconds spent with this absolute ham hock of a driver and you will see why.
The video needs no further introduction, so take a look below:
The highlight of this clip has to be the train wreck going on inside the driver’s brain when the cyclist tells him to ‘put his seatbelt on.’
His incredible, witty and coherent response? ‘Put your f*cking mouth shut.’
English motherf*cker. Do you speak it?
Also, before you send us an angry email to say that ‘girl rips off van wing mirror’ should have come out on top, it was fake.
First of all, she looked strong, but removing a wing mirror so easily would probably require Geoff Capes-level strength or higher. Also, the camera cyclist’s closing remarks were delivered with a style of acting that wouldn’t look out of place on Eldorado (If you are under 35, just substitute ‘Eldorado’ for any old teen shite on The Disney Channel).
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