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DRIVER’S HORROR after BMW indicator explodes due to overuse

A BMW owner has been describing his lucky

DRIVER’S HORROR after BMW indicator explodes due to overuseSimon Harris2019-11-22T22:18:36+00:00

Police in Benfleet in Essex have confirmed that

Cyclist’s Agony As His Testicles End Up Lodged In His Anus After Freak AccidentSimon Harris2023-12-16T11:06:26+00:00

After a lengthy investigation, it has been discovered

Shoppers’ horror as weekly swingers club uncovered in Waitrose car parkSimon Harris2024-02-22T11:27:04+00:00

A source has confirmed exactly why the police

Here’s why the police helicopter was flying overhead tonightSimon Harris2020-12-15T21:57:50+00:00

No, no, no, no hun, there’s absolutely nothing

OMG just seen 4 police cars 6 fire engines 3 helicopters + a tank is there anythin goin on?Simon Harris2019-12-28T16:13:11+00:00

Police in Essex have been slammed after a

ANGER after police stop car on M25 and order driver to remove England flagSimon Harris2021-06-17T17:14:46+00:00

A Community Speedwatch volunteer from Essex has exclusively

Community Speedwatch volunteer admits getting erection whenever motorist passes At 32 mphSimon Harris2020-10-05T14:42:51+00:00

A motorist from Southend has revealed the one

Driver Reveals How She Manages To Avoid All Speeding Fines With One Simple TrickSimon Harris2019-10-15T08:06:21+00:00

A lorry driver from Essex has been celebrating

Lorry driver cuts journey time by FIVE SECONDS after overtaking fellow lorry driverSimon Harris2020-11-08T09:32:56+00:00

A spokesperson for BMW has confirmed today that

BMW announces all cars will be fitted with indicators from January 2022Simon Harris2021-09-19T19:21:17+00:00